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Mom Gets Canned
In which my mom gets fired from her job for unfair reasons.
Posted on April 26, 2007 3:23 PM
The Gambit
In which I come up with a cunning plan to bluff my way into keeping my job, but my bluff is called and I unintentionally give my notice.
Posted on February 23, 2006 8:51 AM
The Conspiracy
In which a coworker alerts me to the fact that others are spying on me.
Posted on February 21, 2006 4:33 PM
Tanktop Lady
In which I find myself irritated with a woman who constantly wears a tanktop, then amused when a new, stricter dress code forbids her from wearing one.
Posted on February 15, 2006 3:56 PM
Meeting "The Team"
In which I go on a strange job interview.
Posted on February 5, 2006 12:33 PM
Promotion / Phone Interview
In which I simultaneously accept a promotion at my current job while interviewing for a new job.
Posted on January 30, 2006 6:02 PM
A Few Things
In which I post a few notables about "Match Point," temps, and "Found" magazine.
Posted on January 24, 2006 5:03 PM
Nice Day
In which I rave about the weather while lamenting my job keeping me indoors.
Posted on January 19, 2006 4:52 PM
Telemarketer
In which a telemarketer calls me at work.
Posted on January 4, 2006 7:35 PM
Mistakes
In which I spend more time looking for a new job than I do checking my work.
Posted on December 27, 2005 9:13 PM
More Goddamn Food!
Seriously, it's out of hand. Today, a box of Entenmann's donuts and a box of chocolates were set up by the printer. Then, around 9:30, I got this e-mail from Management: Subject: Lunches We will be bringing in lunch Tuesday...
Posted on December 21, 2005 3:46 PM
Free Food Bonanza!
In which I am annoyed and alarmed at the amount of disgusting free food floating around the office.
Posted on December 19, 2005 3:49 PM
Advice from the Door Security Guard
In which I have a rotten day/weekend and the door security guard gives a surprisingly insightful pep talk.
Posted on December 16, 2005 7:40 PM
Free Lunch
In which I am appalled by the idea of companies bribing employees to work through lunch by offering free food.
Posted on December 15, 2005 4:10 PM
Training Day
In which I have to train an irritating temp.
Posted on December 14, 2005 3:46 PM
Snowstorm
In which I almost die trying to drive home during a snowstorm.
Posted on December 8, 2005 4:28 PM
Daily Caffeine Withdrawal Update (3)
In which my caffeine withdrawal symptoms continue.
Posted on December 8, 2005 4:23 PM
Feeling Better?
In which I call in sick because my parents are on vacation (not because I'm actually sick), and I feel awkward and uncomfortable because everyone keeps asking me how I feel.
Posted on December 6, 2005 4:16 PM
Mall Walker
In which I contemplate walking around the mall during the cold winter months.
Posted on December 5, 2005 4:54 PM
Utility Player
In which I describe how my single job has transformed into three jobs.
Posted on December 5, 2005 4:03 PM
The Audition
In which I audition to be the new bass player in a real, professional rock combo. It goes surprisingly well.
Posted on July 1, 2005 4:08 PM
The Death and Return of Oh Face
In which the mythical Oh Face returns to the job.
Posted on January 10, 2004 2:37 PM
J'Accuse!
In which the U-Passes go missing.
Posted on January 5, 2004 8:45 PM