Stan Has Issues™

Archives

2008.11.19: Slasher
2008.11.17: Biopics
2008.10.12: Sexist Straw Man
2008.09.28: The Post-Credits Scene
2008.08.08: Trip to the Post Office
2008.08.06: Hollywood Endings
2008.08.04: Pitched
2008.08.01: Bad Education
2008.07.30: The Poochie Problem
2008.07.28: Beat Mega Man
2008.07.18: Flattery Will Get You Nowhere
2008.07.16: Getting Shit On
2008.07.14: Defeating Childhood
2008.07.11: What's Wrong with Being Sexy?
2008.07.09: Overkill: My First Bit of Coverage
2008.07.07: The Joke Thief
2008.07.02: Pressure
2008.06.30: Screwed
2008.06.27: My Knowledge of Reading
2008.06.25: New Blogging Schedule
2008.06.23: Reader
2008.06.20: Mark's Site
2008.06.18: The Porn Review Site
2008.06.16: The Writing Sample Prompt
2008.06.16: My Day in Evanston
2008.06.11: Write What You Have
2008.06.09: "You're Better Than This..."
2008.06.09: Beggin'
2008.06.06: Battle of the Sexist
2008.06.04: Free Work's for Suckers
2008.06.03: The CT Scan
2008.06.01: How to Make 'Grand Theft Auto IV' Not Suck
2008.05.31: National Treasure: Book of AWESOME
2008.05.29: The Only Good Thing About Social Networking
2008.05.28: Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal
2008.05.26: Learning to Be a Writer
2008.05.25: Gay Wedding
2008.05.24: Procedure...Deadly Procedure
2008.05.23: Inside Jokes for Outside Viewers
2008.05.21: It Was Symbolism; He Was Mad!
2008.05.20: Tired of Rage
2008.05.19: The Folly of MySpace
2008.05.16: Make It Good
2008.05.15: Kar Komedy Klassics
2008.05.14: "You Look Good..."
2008.05.13: Grand Theft Fun
2008.05.12: Ugh
2008.05.10: Where Do Babies Come From?
2008.05.09: Lucy: Source of Unending Disappointment
2008.05.08: Movies That Haven't Aged Well: American Beauty
2008.05.07: More Thoughts on 'Grand Theft Auto IV'
2008.05.06: MySpace Blog "Customization"
2008.05.05: Killing Your Darlings
2008.05.04: Easy to Hate: 'Grand Theft Auto IV'
2008.05.01: Twittered
2008.04.30: Getting Burned Out on a Character
2008.04.29: Fuck Free Shit
2008.04.27: Dumbass
2008.04.26: Notecard Theory
2008.04.25: Scoring Free Shit
2008.04.24: What It Takes to Make 'CSI' Not Suck
2008.04.23: Banning People from the Internet
2008.04.22: Joke Ideas
2008.04.21: Pacific Heights
2008.04.20: One of Many Stupid Conclusions I've Leaped To
2008.04.19: Stan vs. The Addams Family
2008.04.18: Job Shit
2008.04.17: Room Service
2008.04.16: Marketing Insanity
2008.04.15: Fahrenheit 451: The Book Is Now the Movie!
2008.04.14: Television Without Purpose
2008.04.13: Openings
2008.04.12: Prove It All Night
2008.04.11: Quantum Leap
2008.04.10: Blown Wad
2008.04.09: A Mild Defense of 'On Deadly Ground'
2008.04.08: Based on the True Story of Steven Seagal
2008.04.07: Perfect Plot
2008.04.06: Charlton Heston (1923-2008)
2008.04.05: Nothing Ever Happens
2008.04.04: Guilt by Association
2008.04.03: The Bead™
2008.04.02: The Co-Op
2008.04.01: Shitty Transfers
2008.03.31: Photo Blog: Over the Counter
2008.03.30: 'Homicide' Revisited
2008.03.29: Sycophants
2008.03.28: Bragging Writes
2008.03.27: Character Ark
2008.03.26: Meanest Prank of All Time?
2008.03.25: Walgreens Woman
2008.03.24: Stupid Bloggers Need the Most Attention
2008.03.23: Good News, Everyone!
2008.03.22: Research: Period Music
2008.03.21: Best Grocery Store Find Ever
2008.03.20: Ultimate Prank
2008.03.19: Undicked?
2008.03.18: Dicked Around
2008.03.17: Laurie
2008.03.16: What Is It Good For?
2008.03.15: More Bad News...
2008.03.14: "Journalism"
2008.03.12: Welcome to the Party, Pal...
2008.03.07: Special Effects
2008.03.06: Workplace Comedy
2008.03.05: Harry Caray: Shill
2008.02.29: Your Source for Juno Hate
2008.02.28: Ethical Lapse?
2008.02.24: Dull the Hate
2008.02.18: Easy to Hate: Juno
2008.01.09: Notes from Stupidland...
2007.12.09: Slight Update
2007.10.06: "My" New Girl
2007.09.11: The Fake Fiancé, or: Show a Little Faith?
2007.09.11: Killer Bees!
2007.09.07: The Mountains of Indiana: A Story of Disdain
2007.09.05: Now Running MovableType 4.0
2007.08.07: Open Comments
2007.07.15: Moving Forward...Sort Of
2007.06.09: I Stand Corrected
2007.05.31: The Elderly: Not Completely Useless
2007.05.29: Joblo Blows It Again
2007.05.28: The Worst Song Ever Recorded
2007.05.17: What Happened to The Manager?
2007.05.16: Employment Horrors
2007.05.14: The Hot Drive-Thru Girl
2007.05.12: Some Shit Is Going Down
2007.05.11: YahooGroup Throwdown
2007.05.09: The Bailiff
2007.05.07: Another Stakeout
2007.05.03: Worst Sleuth Ever
2007.05.02: Ahmet Ertegun
2007.05.01: My Subconscious Says: Woodland Creatures Want Me Dead
2007.04.30: Inept Investigation
2007.04.30: Comments Enabled
2007.04.29: Dennis Wilson's Pacific Ocean Blue
2007.04.28: Riddle Me This
2007.04.27: Jack Endino
2007.04.26: Mom Gets Canned
2007.04.25: The New Grift
2007.04.23: My Sister's Dog
2007.04.22: Bulletin!
2007.04.21: White Trash Jamboree
2007.01.19: 401K
2006.12.23: Party Down!
2006.12.17: Hard at Work!
2006.10.29: The Accidental Hustler
2006.10.17: Great Comments Today!
2006.10.16: Acoustic Version
2006.10.05: New Arch-Nemesis
2006.09.15: New Job
2006.09.05: Opinions = Assholes
2006.08.21: New Song
2006.08.14: Fuckin' Mayor
2006.08.13: The World Is Way Too Small
2006.08.12: Dough
2006.08.11: Old-Timey Racism
2006.08.10: I've Made a Huge Mistake
2006.07.23: Why Isn't Anyone Interested?
2006.07.17: Pepper
2006.07.16: The Manager
2006.07.14: The Dark Tower
2006.06.30: Degas's Hecklers in Shitter
2006.06.13: Mother Lode!
2006.06.12: Guitar Strings Are Dangerous
2006.06.06: "I Have to Stand in a Certain Spot in My Kitchen or It Cuts Out..."
2006.06.05: The Load of Shit
2006.04.30: The Press Release
2006.04.16: No Good Stories
2006.04.12: Series Idea
2006.03.28: Fortune
2006.03.19: Tully's Closed
2006.03.17: The Horror of Spandex
2006.03.11: Script
2006.03.05: Krispy Kreme Mocha
2006.03.02: The Only Story About a Fat, Jolly Man and Fireplaces That Doesn't Involve Santa Claus
2006.03.01: Systems Support Specialist
2006.02.28: Lucy's Roommates
2006.02.25: This Here Blog
2006.02.24: Weird Dream
2006.02.23: The Gambit
2006.02.21: The Conspiracy
2006.02.20: Blog Changes
2006.02.19: Asshat
2006.02.19: The Cover Letter
2006.02.15: Tanktop Lady
2006.02.12: Forgot to Mention...
2006.02.11: The Test
2006.02.05: Meeting "The Team"
2006.01.30: Promotion / Phone Interview
2006.01.24: A Few Things
2006.01.19: Nice Day
2006.01.18: Great News!
2006.01.13: Hooray for Hollywood: Calling in Favors Edition
2006.01.09: Coffee Article
2006.01.09: The Necktie
2006.01.04: Telemarketer
2006.01.03: Top 10 Albums of 2005
2006.01.02: Mayor Craig Johnson: Lunatic
2005.12.29: Mean It!
2005.12.27: Mistakes
2005.12.21: More Goddamn Food!
2005.12.19: Free Food Bonanza!
2005.12.16: Advice from the Door Security Guard
2005.12.15: Free Lunch
2005.12.14: Training Day
2005.12.12: Free Gas!
2005.12.12: Caffeine Withdrawal Update -- Late Weekend Edition
2005.12.08: Snowstorm
2005.12.08: Daily Caffeine Withdrawal Update (3)
2005.12.07: Daily Caffeine Withdrawal Update (2)
2005.12.07: The Three
2005.12.06: Feeling Better?
2005.12.06: Daily Caffeine Withdrawal Update
2005.12.05: Mall Walker
2005.12.05: Utility Player
2005.12.04: Caffeine
2005.12.04: The First Known Motion Picture
2005.12.03: It's Been Awhile...
2005.07.11: A Brief Example of Why I Don't Like Any of My Friends
2005.07.09: Temp(er)
2005.07.04: Strange Dream
2005.07.01: The Audition
2005.06.30: Moment of Clarity
2005.06.05: The Roxy
2005.05.25: Motherfuckers on the Sidewalk
2005.05.08: Roots
2005.05.04: Actors
2005.05.04: Things I Learn While Shopping at the Grocery Store: An Ongoing Struggle -- Self-Checkout
2005.05.01: Trauma
2005.04.30: Red Light, Green Light
2005.04.29: Feast Forty-Five: Stan
2005.04.24: Things I Learn While Shopping at the Grocery Store: An Ongoing Struggle
2005.04.23: Back to Rational Thought
2005.04.17: Hooray for Hollywood!
2005.04.01: Folk Heroism
2005.03.22: I Still Exist...Don't I?
2005.02.18: New Job
2005.02.16: Souls Crushed: Hollywood Edition
2005.02.13: New Comment System
2005.02.10: 'The Terminizor: An Erotic Thriller?'
2005.02.09: The IQ Test
2005.02.07: New Layout
2005.02.06: Whistling Dixon
2005.01.24: Bum Stories
2004.12.21: Bruised Ego, or: HURT HUMAN FEELINGS
2004.12.19: Zeke and Me
2004.12.19: Prostatitis: The Horror... The Horror
2004.10.23: Lunch
2004.10.22: Owen Strikes Back
2004.10.20: Levity
2004.10.20: Junior High School Politics, or: Bad Blood Brothers
2004.10.19: The Schadenfreude Guide to Authorial Competence, or: Somewhere Between Me and a Dream
2004.10.18: Senior Seminar (2)
2004.10.11: Senior Seminar
2004.10.10: Why I Went to Seattle
2004.10.10: [BLOGpoll] Who Wants to Read My Shit?
2004.10.10: How I Ruined Maria's Life
2004.09.20: Last Day at Tully's
2004.08.26: Remonade
2004.08.21: Crazy Crackhead
2004.08.20: Metropolis
2004.08.18: Where the Fuck Have I Been?
2004.07.21: The Old Man
2004.07.10: Where'd I Go?
2004.06.14: New Names, or: What Ever Happened to Gina?
2004.06.14: Seattle!
2004.05.31: It's Art?
2004.05.19: The Dungeonmaster
2004.05.16: Dissed
2004.05.14: The Threesome
2004.04.26: Experimental!
2004.04.26: Movement
2004.04.24: The Theory
2004.04.16: Owen Is the Biggest Fucking Asshole I've Ever Met in My Entire Life, and He Must Die
2004.04.14: Essay for Semester in L.A. Program
2004.04.09: About Those Hot Chicks...
2004.04.09: Closet Cosplayer
2004.04.09: J.G. Ballard: Prophet
2004.04.07: Fellow Meets His Match
2004.04.05: Midday Cabs
2004.03.18: The Ambassador of Funk
2004.03.17: How to Humiliate Yourself in Public Without Really Trying
2004.03.11: Perfect Pitch
2004.03.06: Owning Owen
2004.03.05: The Experiment
2004.02.28: Partners, or: SHUT THE FUCK UP, OWEN!
2004.02.22: Skate or Die, or: Die or Die
2004.02.22: More of Owen's Issues
2004.02.21: Owen Has Issues
2004.02.13: Weekly Music
2004.02.11: Strangers on a Train
2004.02.11: Spam
2004.02.10: The Misadventures of the Pothead
2004.02.09: The Pitching Class
2004.02.07: The Search Is On
2004.02.03: Back at Work
2004.01.30: Teeth
2004.01.30: Call
2004.01.30: Five Albums of the Week (4)
2004.01.24: South Side, or: The Culture of Fear, or: I'm a Big Wuss
2004.01.21: Quiet, You
2004.01.13: Sick
2004.01.10: Five Albums of the Week (3)
2004.01.10: Exes on a Train
2004.01.10: Evaluation
2004.01.10: The Death and Return of Oh Face
2004.01.05: Can I Get a Jump?
2004.01.05: J'Accuse!
2004.01.01: Losing Touch with Reality
2003.12.31: Malicious Glee!
2003.12.27: The Girl Who Hates Me Strikes Again
2003.12.15: Okay, One Li'l Anecdote...
2003.12.15: On Hiatus
2003.12.09: Holy Shit!
2003.12.09: Limit: 3 Per Day (3)
2003.12.09: Accidental Narc
2003.12.06: 25-416
2003.12.04: Limit: 3 Per Day (2)
2003.12.02: Next Semester's Schedule
2003.12.01: Sick
2003.11.29: Thanksgiving
2003.11.28: Five Albums of the Week (2)
2003.11.25: Vindication
2003.11.24: Creepy Dan
2003.11.24: The Girl Who Hates Me Hates Me Less
2003.11.22: Five Albums of the Week
2003.11.19: My Parody
2003.11.18: Good Fucking Mood
2003.11.17: My Day at Work
2003.11.17: The Girl at Work Who Hates Me
2003.11.15: Rejection
2003.11.13: Why Nobody Ever Answers VoiceMail Questions
2003.11.13: Creative Nonfiction
2003.11.11: Rants
2003.11.10: EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIE!, or: Emergency Evacuation
2003.11.10: Recognition
2003.11.09: LiveJournal Syndication
2003.11.09: Friday Five...on Sunday?
2003.11.08: Expectations
2003.11.06: Staff Meeting
2003.11.03: Cingular Cigh
2003.11.01: One Time Lucy Thought She Was Dating a Tranny
2003.11.01: Old Friend
2003.10.31: Friday Five (24)
2003.10.31: The First Stan-iversary (Laaaame) -- Five Days Late
2003.10.30: Eavesdropping
2003.10.25: Social Stan, or: How I Managed to Hit on a Transvestite and a Lesbian All in One Night While Being Embroiled in My Own Personal Problems
2003.10.23: Pitch Session
2003.10.23: Reason #4728 Why Microsoft Sucks Balls
2003.10.21: Limit: 3 Per Day
2003.10.20: Weird First Day
2003.10.20: Good Deed
2003.10.17: Employment
2003.10.17: Friday Five (23)
2003.10.16: Bad Day
2003.10.14: Back on the Dead Horse
2003.10.13: Job Interview
2003.10.13: How to Piss Off Women and Apologize and Make Them Believe You're Sorry When You Are, in Fact, Not Sorry at All
2003.10.11: Friday Five...on Saturday (2)
2003.10.09: Spillage
2003.10.08: The Ex's New Style
2003.10.06: That Lab Assistant
2003.10.05: My First Time
2003.10.04: Ben Franklin
2003.10.03: Friday Five (22)
2003.09.27: First Week
2003.09.22: Tiny Reviews
2003.09.19: Friday Five (21)
2003.09.12: Friday Five (20)
2003.09.10: Junior High
2003.09.08: Films
2003.09.08: The Honey Offensive
2003.09.05: The Sting
2003.09.05: Friday Five (19)
2003.08.31: Joysticks
2003.08.30: My Day at Cingular, or: A Confederacy of Dunces
2003.08.29: Yesterdays
2003.08.29: Friday Five (18)
2003.08.28: Why I No Longer Actively Pursue Relationships
2003.08.27: The Magic of DV
2003.08.26: Life Careens Out of Control
2003.08.24: September
2003.08.23: I Command You to Sleep!
2003.08.22: Apologies
2003.08.22: Friday Five (17)
2003.08.21: Flashback Thursday!
2003.08.20: The Movie™
2003.08.19: Editing Fun
2003.08.18: Moving
2003.08.16: The Party
2003.08.15: Friday Five (16)
2003.08.14: The Pussy
2003.08.10: How High
2003.08.08: The Long Day
2003.08.08: Friday Five (15)
2003.08.06: Adult World
2003.08.04: Fresh Meat
2003.08.01: Friday Five (14)
2003.08.01: Editing Excitement
2003.07.29: Guilt
2003.07.28: Screwed Again
2003.07.26: Kenosha Kickers
2003.07.25: Friday Five (13)
2003.07.24: Sync Shoot
2003.07.24: End of an Era
2003.07.19: Week in Review
2003.07.18: Friday Five (12)
2003.07.15: Cheaters
2003.07.15: Film School Mayhem
2003.07.13: Business Scheme
2003.07.12: Dunkin' Donuts -- of Terror!
2003.07.11: The Pain Train Is Comin'! Woo-Woo, Woo-Woo!
2003.07.11: Friday Five (11)
2003.07.05: The Mighty Rasta
2003.07.05: Damn
2003.07.04: Friday Five (10)
2003.07.03: Hooray for Independence!
2003.06.29: A Pretty Girl
2003.06.28: Contact!
2003.06.28: The hell?
2003.06.27: Friday Five (9)
2003.06.23: Hrm
2003.06.20: Friday Five (8)
2003.06.19: Lecture Week
2003.06.13: Friday Five (7)
2003.06.11: If Only the Professor Were Mark Harmon...
2003.06.04: I Will Survive
2003.05.30: Friday Five (6)
2003.05.29: Last Day
2003.05.28: Closure
2003.05.27: [BLOGpoll] Should I Go See Cremaster 3?
2003.05.23: Friday Five (5)
2003.05.20: The Incredible Waste of Time
2003.05.16: Friday Five (4)
2003.05.14: Anonymous Letter
2003.05.09: Friday Five (3)
2003.05.08: In the Words of Ice Cube...
2003.05.05: Album
2003.05.04: Why Women Make Me Die
2003.05.02: Friday Five (2)
2003.05.01: What a Week I'm Having!
2003.04.26: Friday Five (1)
2003.04.24: Classy Week of Fun
2003.04.19: Friday Five...on Saturday (1)
2003.04.18: Anyone Else!
2003.04.17: Humanities Project
2003.04.14: Early Day and Shit
2003.04.13: The Mayor Goes Crazy...Moreso Than Usual
2003.04.12: The Origins of Cremaster
2003.04.10: Conference Day
2003.04.08: And I Thought My Life Was Disproportionately Irritating...
2003.04.08: New Section
2003.04.08: Midterm Mayhem!
2003.04.06: The Cremaster Cycle, or: when did David Lynch start making car commercials?
2003.04.04: Aches
2003.04.04: Shooting -- Day Three: Endgame
2003.04.03: Amazon Associate
2003.04.03: Shooting -- Day Two: Part Two -- Theological Musings
2003.04.03: Shooting -- Day Two: Part One -- The Filmmaker, the Introvert, the Smoking Cripple, and the Incompetent Actor
2003.04.02: Shooting -- Day One: Snails Get Stuck in Molasses
2003.03.27: Thursday Wrap-Up!
2003.03.26: Midterm Fun!
2003.03.25: Oh, Emo!
2003.03.25: Oh, the Humanities!
2003.03.24: Of Emdashes and Life
2003.03.23: The Meeting
2003.03.22: Progress of My Columbia House Ruination Project
2003.03.19: Exciting Update on My Movie Stardom
2003.03.18: Politics
2003.03.18: Five Steps to a Better Blog!
2003.03.16: Deconstructing Harry
2003.03.15: The Doctor Is [REAL IN]
2003.03.13: I Am Now a Movie Star...I Guess
2003.03.11: World Domination™
2003.03.11: Researching for the Ladies...
2003.03.06: Negativity
2003.03.01: It's Sad When This Is What I Consider Flirting...
2003.02.27: The Evils of Evilness
2003.02.23: My Movie Reviews
2003.02.23: The Time Machine
2003.02.19: Douglas Adams
2003.02.17: Timequake
2003.02.15: My Maserati Does 185
2003.02.14: School's Out...Except for How It's Not
2003.02.11: As Time Goes By
2003.02.11: I Am Sam
2003.02.10: Classes
2003.02.09: Yay
2003.02.09: The Last Castle
2003.02.09: A Brief History of Failure
2003.02.08: Ideas
2003.02.05: Good Old Spike
2003.02.02: Dannii Minogue Needs to Be Worshipped as a Goddess
2003.01.26: Daredevil
2003.01.25: Weight Loss
2003.01.24: Commercials
2003.01.23: Ho-Hum
2003.01.20: Born Romantic
2003.01.19: Changing Lanes
2003.01.19: Minority Report
2003.01.18: Heaven
2003.01.16: The Protest
2003.01.13: To Kill a Cop
2003.01.12: Wow
2003.01.05: Failure and Other Stuff I'm Good At
2003.01.02: Sitting Here
2003.01.02: What the New Year Means to Me
2002.12.26: Loan Me $50
2002.12.25: 'Tis the Season...FOR PAIN!
2002.12.22: What a Fun Life I Lead
2002.12.20: And Then There Was FUN!
2002.12.18: This Week in Compliments
2002.12.16: We Don't Need Your Education, We Don't Need Your Thought Control!
2002.12.14: Taken
2002.12.12: Class Cutter
2002.12.10: I Forgot How to Talk to Women
2002.12.08: The Movies™
2002.12.08: Hrm
2002.12.07: Win2K
2002.12.05: Registration
2002.12.03: More on Fiction Writing
2002.12.02: Film Reviews...from Hell
2002.12.01: Cheesy Popcorn Fodder
2002.11.30: Invasion of the Pretentious Art Film
2002.11.29: Slayerfest '02
2002.11.27: The Best Word to Sum Up My Week: "Hrm"
2002.11.24: Fiduciosity
2002.11.20: More on Fiction Writing...and Some Other Stuff
2002.11.19: Stop Making Sense
2002.11.17: Last Paycheck
2002.11.15: The Hot-Ass Financial Chick Brigade
2002.11.14: Writing for TV
2002.11.12: Teh Horrar... Teh Horrar
2002.11.10: My Brain Stinks
2002.11.07: Disappointment
2002.11.06: Explain Why Turning 21 Is Useless in 200 Words or Less or Possibly More
2002.11.06: More on Fiction Writing
2002.11.04: Prententiousness: Why 'The Bluest Eye' Is So Suck-assy
2002.11.03: All Caught Up
2002.11.02: I Need a T-Shirt that Says "YOU ARE LOOKING AT AN IDIOT"
2002.11.02: Of Poetry and Kings...or Something...
2002.11.01: Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Nader -- No, Really!
2002.10.31: An Anniversary of Pain
2002.10.30: Believing You Can Fly at Age 15
2002.10.29: What the Fuck Is WTF?
2002.10.27: MI FAMILIA LOCA Y TAMBIÉN ESTOY VIVIENDO LA VIDA LOCA!@!
2002.10.26: I Am Incredibly Responsible
2002.10.26: I AM NEW HERE