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Some Shit Is Going Down

Grampa, who has generally remained quiet (using Aunt Matriarch and others as his voice), finally wrote back. In brief: remember how I praised Becky for not resorting to txtspeak or Ebonics? Grampa doesn’t believe that e-mail could be written by “a high school dropout” (I thought she graduated!). He also laid out, in exact dollar figures, what has happened:

  • All told, Aunt White Trash owes $113,884 that she can’t hope to pay back. This deprives the rest of her siblings around $4000 for their estimated inheritance.
  • Becky, individually, owes $5411, plus another $2000 for instances where he paid to bail her out of jail.
  • Darlene owes ~$1200 for some reason.

He capped the letter by referring to her family as white trash and that they aren’t getting any more money. Good times!

Posted by Stan on May 12, 2007 11:48 AM  |  | Family: The Horror… | Digg It

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