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401K

My sister just called. “What’s your Social Security number?”

“Why?”

“Because if Jack and I die in an accident, you’re getting our 401Ks.”

Why?!”

“Because you don’t have any money.”

I gave her the number.

Posted by Stan on January 19, 2007 4:17 PM  |  | Family: The Horror… | Digg It

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