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Great Comments Today!

I’ve received 20 spam comments in the past week, and to be honest, that’s kind of a lull. You might be saying, “Jeez, why don’t you just disable public comments.” Well, asshole, I did. I made them private except for TypeKey users, and then both of my readers started bitching about not being able to leave comments. When I told them to sign up for TypeKey for free with no spam or spam-related bullshit, they…didn’t listen and continued to bitch about their inability to leave comments.

But the spam comments don’t bother me too much. I get a lot, but they’re easy enough to deal with, and 90% of them don’t even appear on the site because of MovableType’s security features. Most of the time they’re nothing but links to ch34p hyd0c0d0n3 or g3n3r1c v14gr4., but today I received four absolute works of art. The first three come from “Levi@aol.com,” who writes:

     Comment 1:
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     Comment 2:
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     Comment 3:
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This last is from “Chase@aol.com”:

     Comment 4:
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Now, I’m flagging these as junk, but they’re so awesome, I wish I weren’t. If I continue getting comment spam like this, I’ll probably leave them up. Good times! This is way better than 400 comments asking for R. Kelly’s e-mail address!

Posted by Stan on October 17, 2006 5:13 PM  | Permalink | Random Musings | Digg It