Why Isn’t Anyone Interested?
Went around to music stores with fliers advertising a revolutionary idea: a metal band that doubles as a barbershop quartet. Not something really weird like a hybrid metal-quartet. That’s just retarded. I’m saying, one night we play a balls-to-the-wall metal show at some depressing dive on the southwest side, then the next night we play a completely separate barbershop gig at a 4H club or old-folks’ home or something? Can you imagine how awesome it would be to find three other people with that level of versatility? We’d be unstoppable!
Sadly, I don’t think I’ll find anybody who’s interested. Except maybe my sister, but you can’t have girls in a barbershop quartet! All the songs are loaded with hilariously outdated sexism.
Posted by Stan on July 23, 2006 2:52 PM | Permalink | Random Musings | Digg It
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