On Hiatus
I was just asked to blog, so I decided I’d take this opportunity to explain why I haven’t been over the past few days.
The short answer is that I have absolutely nothing to write here.
The somewhat longer answer is that I’ve got so much going on, it’d be nice to tear my hair out (seriously, I do need a haircut). It’s not that I don’t have time to blog; it’s just that the time I do have that I usually spend on blogging, I’d rather spend on more productive things, such as doing nothing at all.
Seriously, I love blogging, I love Stan Has Issues™, and I love the fact that I have a growing fan who adores me (seriously, though, you’ve been putting on weight, buddy); at this point, though, I’d rather do nothing than relate amusing life anecdotes or whiny emo piss-rants.
Once the holidays are over, things’ll cool down a bit, and I’m sure I’ll have at least one decent story that involves a psychotic outburst resulting from my paranoia. That’s the Stan Has Issues™ Guarantee!*
*Note: I guarantee NOTHING. [Back]
Posted by Stan on December 15, 2003 8:54 PM | Permalink | Random Musings | Digg It
“(seriously, though, you’ve been putting on weight, buddy)”, the hell I have. Certain color hats just make my bald head look a little plumper, that’s all.
Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2003 11:25 AM | Reply
btw, wth is up with your reading selection?!? I do believe I remember ranting away with a certain someone quite a while ago about the evils of the Stephan King books “Black House” and “The Talisman” and agreeing that Stephan King was trash and deserved to be run over by a SUV or mini-van, whatever it was that took him down.
What next, praise for Cremaster 3!@?#?
Posted by McBaldy | December 17, 2003 11:31 AM | Reply
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you selfish bastard!
Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2003 11:19 AM | Reply