« The Girl Who Hates Me Strikes Again | Main | Losing Touch with Reality »

Malicious Glee!

Not too long ago, I cried and whined to Lucy when I found out The Ex was in some band. A few months later, I found out that the band broke up, and I said, “Tee-hee,” but it never really resonated. I think this was because I still assumed that, even with the band broken up, she was still sleeping with all the former members (hehe…members).

Well, as it turns out, the information I received was somewhat inaccurate. As it happens, a site I read about local music indicated that the band is still in existence. It turns out that this band is missing one member: The Ex.

That’s right, the band didn’t break up; the Ex just got kicked out. This news fills me not only with an unhealthy amount of malicious glee but also the near physical sensation of pleasure. I thought this made me unhealthy, but quick consultation with people who are better at life than I am leads me to believe that this is a perfectly natural response.

I feel guilty for reveling in her utter failure, but the guilt doesn’t making my enjoyment go away. In fact, it makes me want to do really things like call her up and say I heard she was in a band and when are they playing next. And masturbate.

Tags: band, break up, Fall 2003 semester, glee, guilt, kicked out, Lucy, relationships, The Ex

Posted by Stan on December 31, 2003 11:29 AM  | Permalink | Fumbling Attempts at Relationships | Digg It